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Zatanna and Wonder Girl Fart Story (Young Justice)"Recognize A03 Zatara, Zatanna." Zatanna phased into the zeta tube entrance of Mount Justice. She noticed the deafening quite inside the Mission Room.Zatanna and Wonder Girl Fart Story (Young Justice) by kidthecynic
"Hello?! Anyone here?!" Zatanna waited patiently for a response. Nothing. Not a voice nor a bang nor the flurry of running footsteps. She exhaled deeply.
"Good." Zatanna crossed her arms and grunted.
Zatanna gave a pleasant hum as the gas exited her backside.
"That was good." Curious, she turned around and sniffed the air behind her.
"Ugh. No more falafel for me." Zatanna was moments away from casting a spell to be rid of the foul odor, but a certain someone interrupted.
"Zee!" Cassie Sandsmark, the Wonder Girl came hurtling at Zatanna at an unprecedented speed. Zatanna cringed and screamed in shock before being tackled into a crushing hug by the super strong blonde heroine.
"I haven't seen you in forever!" Zatanna could hardly breathe she was being held so hard.
"Nice to. see you. too." Zatanna croaked out. Cassie finally re
Isabella Fart Story (Phineas and Ferb)"Hey Phineas, whatcha doin?" Isabella had once again discovered her friends Phineas and Ferb doing something quite spectacular in their backyard. Today, there was a massive, grey machine about the size of a bulldozer that Ferb was working upon.Isabella Fart Story (Phineas and Ferb) by kidthecynic
"Building an instant food machine."
"An instant whaddo machine?"
Isabella took a closer look at the gigantic contraption. It was a monster of machine that was complemented by tens of rusted bronze tubes twisted around its oppressive grey hull. It looked like an giant, upright metal cornucopia with one end facing the sky and the other near the ground.
"Uh, what does the instant food machine do?" Isabella stammered.
"Good question! It makes food, instantly!" Isabella stuck out her bottom lip, feeling stupid.
"Okay, well, how does it work?"
"Well it's a-. It sort of-. It's like a-" Phineas scratched his triangular head.
"Here, a demonstration will do better than an explanation! Ferb, hit the thing!" Ferb complied and pressed an obvious red button.
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