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Crop-Dusting This Town (Part 3) *Please read the description before reading the story*Crop-Dusting This Town (Part 3) by 73squiggle
Baron Von Bear coughed as dust and debris flew everywhere. He looked down at Seed, who looked very different. Her orange hair was messy and out of place…but perhaps the more important detail was that it was FLOATING. Seed’s eyes seemed more narrow and she had a sharp tooth protruding out of her mouth. Her demeanor completely changed and she was stiff. She didn’t even have any tears on her face anymore.
The Baron felt a shiver travel down his spine. This didn’t seem to be Seed…at least, not anymore.
Seed opened he mouth to speak. Her voice was deeper and she had a New York accent. “Aye Teddy Bear, you better apologize to her right now.” “What? No one commands the Baron to do anything!” The Baron replied, obviously angered. “I don’t have the slightest idea who you are referring to, an
Maya Tales: Fart attendant- up up and away PART 2Maya Tales: Fart attendant- up up and awayMaya Tales: Fart attendant- up up and away PART 2 by Fartzarefunny101
Maya was feeling nervous. Very nervous. Perhaps too nervous.
Being nervous led her to...
"Maya!" Lola tried to stop her. "I thought we agreed on-"
"S-sorry... I got nervous. And being nervous does- *PPPPHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRTTTT*- th-this to me..."
"Ew..." Shani said "Can't you hold it till the end of the flight?"
"I've tried but-*GGGRRRRROOOAAAAANNNNN*- my stomach just- *BBBUUUUUUUBBBBBBBLLLLLLE*- it just cramps up and I have-*parp*- s-some difficulties..."
"Can you just try? A little harder?"
"*GGGGGRRRRRRRRUUUMMMMMBBBLLLE* I'll try...."
It was time for the passengers to board and Maya had to hold her gas in for a whole 12 hours.
"You holding up ok?" Lola told Maya.
Maya Tales: Fart attendant: up up and away PART 1Maya Tales: Fart attendant- up up and awayMaya Tales: Fart attendant: up up and away PART 1 by Fartzarefunny101
Maya had finished flight school and was ready for her new job. Maya was a girl with a really good shape, but had really bad gas. She never farted in front of people, as she was at home most of her life and was able to fart without disturbing anyone. But she didn't think she was ready to hold in what she had to 'offer' for such a long time...
"Jadey," said Jadey's friend Maya as she watched Jadey indulge herself eating everything in sight, "You shouldn't worry! Besides, you don't want to ruin your shape!". "Maya, I don't want to get hungry! So stop bossing me and get the waiter to serve me another round!" Said Jadey pigging out. After Jadey's massive feast, she felt her insides churning.
Jadey felt... Weird.
"Oooohhhhhhh..." Jadey moaned.
" Jadey?" Maya said
"Jadey maybe you should go to the bathroom..."
Jadey was al
Joan and her indigestionJoan and her indigestionJoan and her indigestion by Fartzarefunny101
Joan Minipocket was having one of the worse days of her life. She was starving to death and to make matters worse, she was working at a company that advertised food products. She had missed her breakfast as she went home early the other night and had to make up the time- which made her miss her lunch break. That day, she was advertising Mexican food, which was something she had never eaten before. The more she talked about it, the more she wanted to try it.
Her small stomach barked loudly. Her face turned red as she saw her colleagues looking at her. Her boss started whispering to some one and Joan started feeling nervous. "What are they talking about?" Joan thought as her stomach was still roaring. *GRRRRRROOOOOOOAAAAANNNN*
Joan hated suspension. Her boss came over to her desk and told her to take a 2 hour break and go some where to eat. Jo
Stinky Kingdom Lower Midcard | Taishi vs GeorgiaANNOUNCER: This next match is the first of our two Lower Midcard matches, introducing first,Stinky Kingdom Lower Midcard | Taishi vs Georgia by StinkerStories
Seitoku Herukaiza Taishi comes out first walking down the ramp with a smug look on his face, seemly cocky, hopefully not too cocky that could cost him. He pulls out three cards from his pocket showing them to the crowd but not what the cards had on them. It looks like they’ll be kept secret for later.
ANNOUNCER: SEITOKU HERUKAIZA TAISHI!!!!!
ANNOUNCER: Introducing the opponent,
Georgia comes out with glee, looking around her in the big stadium full of the big crowd, waving them and blowing them kisses as she jogs down the ramp and slides into the ring watching for the bell to ring.
ANNOUNCER: “The facesitting Torturer” GEORGIA!!!!
And with the introductions out of the way, the match begins with Taishi running straight at Georgia who easily sidesteps causing Taishi to hit the corner. As he turns around he comes face-to-face with Georgia, who seems like she was already abo
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Farting in Nike yoga pants: just do it!Wow, today was a day full of farts! First I woke up and had a bunch of bubbly morning farts, and I guess pizza for breakfast didn't help that much After if bot to school people where surprised because today was the first day in a while I had wore my nike yoga pants. My butt sticks out a lot in them so everyone can notice. Little do they know that I wear yoga pants to draw attention to my butt not for complements, but so that people can notice my farts more! Kortney came up to my locker as I was unpacking my bags, and she started to talk about my pants, and I told her that I had really bad gas today, she slightly giggled but then I said "Oops! I have to fart really bad!" Before she could say anything I let out a little bubbly fart that kind of popped out of my butt with a tickle. She told me not to try to hold it in, and that if I have to in class, try to make it silent. I let out another small fart just as she was leaving, she turned and giggled again. She noticed the lettering on tFarting in Nike yoga pants: just do it! by GassyAllie
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